Core Incompetencies

Recent job applications have inspired me to view my everyday a little differently…

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Key Achievements

In just one week:

I have promoted
my tram ticket
from transport home
to permanent bookmark
in chapter seven
of a returned library book.

I have transformed
perfectly good falafel
into sturdy rocks
of companionship
for the kitchen bin.

And,

I have become curator
of my neighbour’s peace lily’s
ongoing exhibition
titled “Variations on Yellow:
A Study in Resistance
to Care and Reason.”

Please do not contact
the peace lily
for a reference.